broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 
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shego:

true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time

im in love with ben i want to hug him and cry :^(

im gonna fail the speaking test

common0courtesy:

I get what i want

unclefather:

i used a love calculator on the internet and it says we’re not compatible….. i think we should break up…..

overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

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ehhhr:

has anyone tried typing with their boner 

tje ending of hanna was shit but da moviee was good niggag

grampas:

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the spectrum of human emotion is so beautiful

OH SHIT THO WASSUP RIHANNA

im watching battleship rn and this white boy think he the shit

i just watched the movie hanna and omg im in love with hanna