i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
I get what i want
i used a love calculator on the internet and it says we’re not compatible….. i think we should break up…..
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
has anyone tried typing with their boner
the spectrum of human emotion is so beautiful